Monkey Thief

So like any other morning, me and Princess woke up and got a soccer cake right out of the fridge.

To tell the truth soccer cake is starting to taste boring. But it was all we had so I put it on the table.

So right before I was going to take a bite I heard an "Aiy Aiy Aiy" coming from the back door. And all of a sudden this monkey in glasses came by and snatched the cake!

Darn it! I knew I should of got a security system like Breadstick! So now I had to run after the cake. Princess was tired so she stayed home and napped in the bean bag. So I ran after the monkey.

I was always a step behind the monkey until he managed to ditch me. So after 2 hours I arrived at this real tacky looking place. Apparently I heard the monkey inside so I headed in.

All these phantom items and phantoms were right near the exit. But I'm Oreo and I wasn't going to let my food run off. So I headed n and was confronted by Dr. Banana (the monkey) and his fat assistant.

All I can say is, BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!

Dr. Banana's huge assistant grabbed me and threw me in the cage where all the other people who had items stolen were.

I realized I was going to be in there a while so I just took a nap.

I hope I get out soon and get something to eat (stomach grumbles).

The Next Day....

I went down to Jamaa Furniture the next day and bought a few pieces for my new house, I love the bean bag chair, it's cozy!

So after spending nearly all my gems on furniture and soccer ball cakes, I noticed a treasure chest show up at my front door (I actually don't have a door), I was curious so I went to check it out.

The chest shook a bit so I stepped back and all of a sudden, I hear a voice saying "help me!". It sounded weird, so I grabbed the lock and unlocked it

and out came a seal in a tiara. How random!

She said that she was stuffed in that chest and now needs a home.

So I said, come right in and we shared some soccer ball cake, which I think I'm starting to run low on money for!

That One Awkward Day

So I was just waddling around in Antarctica, like any other seal

and all of a sudden my friend Breadstick called me up on the phone

and tells me about some new place.

So we went to the diner and we bought some soccer cake and some tea.

It was called Jamaa and it sounded pretty good, so i packed my bags and left.

He found me a small house, which was nice.

I better get busy decorating, cause it's really empty!